Author: XPNJunkie

Happy Birthday ‘Merica!

Once again it’s July 4th, and all across America we’ll do what Americans do best, eat terrible food and blow shit up. We like blowing shit up so much, we package up little colorful explosives so that we can blow shit...

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Classic NES Acquired. Innocence Lost.

My first life on Super Mario Bros. lasted approximately 15 seconds. My mis-timed, floaty, classic Mario jumped sailed far past its mark, over the brick block I was supposed to land on, and smack into the Goomba that was waddling...

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