Author: XPNJunkie

Right, then. Since our esteemed administrator deemed fit to call me out on my lack of Sonja the Red updates, I figure I’d shed a little light on Sonja’s extended absence. There won’t be any witty third person...

I was planning something special for my 100th post. Since my fellow authors on this site have been a bit… shall we say, unavailable… it’s come to me to keep this site updated with whatever mundane subject I can...

Like a marshmallow that sat in the fire for a little too long, I’m taking the Cookout Edition off the stick and tossing it off behind the tree, so that the ants will be pre-occupied with that and not crawl into my tent at...

Once again it’s July 4th, and all across America we’ll do what Americans do best, eat terrible food and blow shit up. We like blowing shit up so much, we package up little colorful explosives so that we can blow shit...

My first life on Super Mario Bros. lasted approximately 15 seconds. My mis-timed, floaty, classic Mario jumped sailed far past its mark, over the brick block I was supposed to land on, and smack into the Goomba that was waddling...