Something weird happened when a buddy and I were playing Far Cry 5 last night. And when I say ‘weird’ I mean fuckin’ hilarious. We were playing the Arcade Mode (which isn’t half bad, actually) and decided we were gonna hop back in the game proper and work on some side quests.
Well apparently whatever clothing we were equipped with in the Arcade, we couldn’t take with us. Instead of the game replacing it with our Campaign-mode attire, it stripped us naked and dropped us in the middle of the Montana wilderness.
After adjusting to the awkwardness of being equipped like Ken and Barbie, we soon got to experience a freedom different from what we had been fighting for; a freedom from clothing and judgement.
Now, fighting Joseph Seed as two bare-assed “Sinners” would have been both poetic and oddly appropriate. And we totally intended to. But when you have the sun on your ass and a smile on your face, who wants to think about killin’?
Especially when you can go naked off-roading!
And rock climbing!
Nothing like some naked fishing to help you relax. Fish bra, anyone?
And of course there’s nothing like taking a dip in the river to cool off after a long day.
Yeah, that’s a sleeve in the photo. After my buddy did something in his menu, all his clothes came back, which is why my character is the only one partaking in the activities. Maybe it’s for the better though. There really should be only one Testy Festy in Hope County.
